black coffee and moose heads

The rumors have been flying now for the past week so I thought I should set the record straight. No, I am not moving to the Yukon; Yes I know how to do laundry (and have done it); and No I am not the new K Rock $10,000 person or however that goes. Now that we have that out of the way, here is the truth. I am moving to the big city. I have packed my iron, dishpan and measuring spoons and am in the process of leaving home. (Can you hear the cheering in the background?) As this is the internet and can be read by millions (although I know all of my readers by first name and could count them on one hand) I will not give my exact address but I will give a hint: My apartment is on the second floor or third if you count the basement. So be nice to me and I might invite you over for a cookie and let you sit on my new couch. Pictures will follow. I have to go now my supper is ready.